Okay Kids, Time To Play "Hide and Seek!"

if youve seen "The OC" then you would remember the final scene in its second season finale "The Dearly Departed", and if you dont then watch:



So now this sets the basis of a Controversial (because it aired only two days before the VT Shootings)parody that SNL Created called "Dear Sister":

glumbert.com - Dear Sister

Because NBC couldnt get the song Cleared to put it up on YouTube and because of the VT Shootings only 2 days later, They never posted the clip and removed it from further airings.

However many have been making their own versions of "Dear Sister", Using infamous movie and TV clips, Here are two of my favorites:





So this makes me wonder, Wouldnt this make a crazy Game? I still havent figured it out, but im thinking of calling it either "2007 Hide and Seek", or "Dear _______".


Anyway, heres The rules(if nobody made this up yet) Anytime you watch a movie or television show, and you see a dramatic scene that involves:
- a death
-Or-
- someone getting hurt or hit by a punch or tackle

You sing these Lyrics:

Mmmm whacha say,
Mmmm that you only meant well?
well of course you did
Mmmm whacha say,
Mmmm that its all for the best?
of course it is
Mmmm whacha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
you decided this
Mmmm whacha say?
Mmmm what did she say?

Simple enough, Heres Some examples:




Threw This One For Kicks:


So now you Know how to Play the game, and now im off to See "Live Free or Die Hard". Should be Interesting. YIPPIE KAY YAY MO........

The Best Five Seconds Of Your Life

Yes, its really a Prarie Dog, Yes, Its Now on T-SHIRTS And has faced various Remixes, But you have got to wonder Why this video is considered the greatest 5 seconds in history:

"The Force is Strong With This Show"

Ok, So in 2005 actor Seth Green and Matt Senreich came together and pitched an stop-motion animated series featuring action figures and such to Cartoon Network, and got it greenlit, The only problem was it had no name. eventually it was known as "Robot Chicken", yet while nobody has a clue as to why they would name a show that, an interesting fact is that the episode titles for the first season were actually the other suggested titles. It would soon become one of the greatest shows on Cartoon Network's Late Night Scheduele. Well To help Hype up its Third Season later in August, Stoop!d Monkey (Seth's Production Company) worked with George Lucas to make a double sized episode of the series, all Dedicated to the "Star Wars" Franchise. While most of the skits contain in depth references, if youve seen the films, You would get them instantly Such as oh i dont know...George Bush as a Jedi? or how about what happened after the Death Star Blew up? all of that and more are contained in this episode which can be seen right Here:

Last Laugh: Wal-Mart Back-To-School Savings

Look I know its Only Mid-June and the thought of going back to school is a dreaded thought, but I think i have an idea of where everyones going to be shopping:




And before You begin to question it...YES,This Picture is Real!

Interesting: Did A Wrestling CEO Pwn David Chase?

By Now Im sure you were part of the millions who either called their cable or sattelite service, or crashed Hbo.com when you saw the ending to "The Sopranos" this past sunday.


Now Ill Get Back to this later, But Check out what happened not but 24 Hours Later at the end of The WWE's (world Wrestling Entertainmanet) Draft.


Who had the better Ending? I can well Answer that....David Chase You Nuts! Yea while a Limo explosion has to have been one of the greatest stunts they ever did on the WWE I mean they did some crazy stunts :(Note the Holy S**t Chants)






Of course no one was in the vehicles, and the ring was set to break down like that, based on the fact that pro wrestling is fake. but these moments were believable at first sight, and left some viewers wondering what the hell just happened.

Yet In the Case of the Sopranos, Chase Left A Hell of a lot of possibilities for the viewer. Either One of 5 things Happened at the end of the Sopranos: And Remember, There Were 3 Different Endings To the Series (That Will have to wait until the DVD comes out):

1.The Trucker in the bathroom Pulled a Godfather on Tony

2.The Viewer Was Killed

3.The Feds Came out and Cuffed Tony

4.The Whole Resturaunt Blew Up

5.Absolutely Nothing

Now Heres Why i say the first two theories, in "Soprano Home Movies", Bobby Bacala Said he had a theory about death, and how "You Probably Hear Nothing". Now that silence at the end was either for Tony, Or you the viewer, Because you essentially Heard Nothing, Thereby Taking you out from the world of the Sopranos. Because Life For Tony, Isnt far from over. I mean, Yeah The Problem with Phil Was taken Care of...

...But now Tony still has problems, Carlo Became an FBI informant, And plans to stand trial against Tony, so he can only Wait for the Feds to come down on him, thus Tony's Life is never over in the business, But Yours can be.

SO take it for what you will, there is no doubt the WWE Draft ending looked better, with Vince presumably killed after facing constant verbal abuse from other superstars, but David Chase Made One of the Most brilliant endings, Leaving the Possibilites up to You.

F%#K THE LA....Wait, Shes Back in? Oh nevermind...

Of course when i heard Sarah Silverman utter these five words i was overjoyed:


The day she was to turn herself in, Sarah Silverman had ripped a new one in Paris Hilton, As she finally faced Justice for what it was. Who Drives on a suspended Liscense and then says they dont know about it. TWICE. Now of course when people heard that she was getting 45 days in jail, people were joyed, but felt she didnt get enough punishment. This went from regret to anger as the public learned her sentence was cut in half to 23 days. This past sunday the public learned that justice was finally being served to the celebrity public.

Shockingly (well not so surprising), after 3 days in solitary confinement, This happened:


And the Bullshit Calls Flew In Masses! if anyone who followed this case, and it shouldnt be a surpise that anyone wasnt, I mean come on It was the top story for every news outlet. Mind you cnn interuppted this for about one minute to let some real pollitical news in...They loved the judge handling the case. He was so infuriated that he demanded She be put back in jail for her full 45 day sentence and by friday morning, we knew one thing was certian:


Now i know while this was a joke made by conan, This had to have really been done. So let me ask you. Is Paris Hilton going to be the Message to all celebrities. Is it no longer safe for any celebrity to break the law? abc statistics showed that 9,000/9,300 someodd people felt she should be in jail. So its obvious that they didnt give a Damn that she was looking like this, calling for mommy:


while i dont feel that this begins the "No celeb is safe" era, shell be used as the perfect example of celebrity Justice being served.

Dont F%*k With The FIllies!

Yes! For the first time in 102 Years, A Filly has won the Belmont Stakes! For those who dont know a Filly is a female horse. Going to the racetrack this weekend, i never expected to have as much fun or to see so many people doing so. And if you saw the bet stats at the end You know i won big....yes i put $4 down on the superfecta and was pissed that i didnt make a bigger wager. But nonetheless i was shocked seeing i picked out the four placing horses correctly. My uncle, who came up from florida had come to see the belmont stakes. the night before, he taught me about handicapping and how some people choose who they think will win.

Of Course, His choise was Everyones favorite, Curlin. now while statistically, he was right, On another end, ive noticed Since Smarty Jones came close to nailing the Triple Crown, The Favorite Has Never Won At The Belmont Stakes! Sure they come out with a strong lead, but at that final turn, everything becomes an upset. so i took part of the advice that my uncle gave, and thought, Who would place Second. and then i did that and thought, "usually the winner of the belmont stakes is the horse that is least likely to win", and looking at the statistics, Rags to Riches has Lost to curlin and tiago before, so i thought about it like this, I felt that Tiago was going to win, curlin was to be in second, Rags would come in third, and fourth would be Hard Spun, another favorite of my uncle's. who would have thought that when i boxed those four, they would end up getting me nearly $250! added to that i took part in a Historic Moment in Racehorse History!

overall, it started out moderate, I won the second race and Aced the "Just a Game race", and turned out big. who would have thought that watching horses race for six hours, would turn out profitable, and become one of the most exciting things i ever saw?

Im Back!