Sunday, June 10, 2007

F%#K THE LA....Wait, Shes Back in? Oh nevermind...

Of course when i heard Sarah Silverman utter these five words i was overjoyed:


The day she was to turn herself in, Sarah Silverman had ripped a new one in Paris Hilton, As she finally faced Justice for what it was. Who Drives on a suspended Liscense and then says they dont know about it. TWICE. Now of course when people heard that she was getting 45 days in jail, people were joyed, but felt she didnt get enough punishment. This went from regret to anger as the public learned her sentence was cut in half to 23 days. This past sunday the public learned that justice was finally being served to the celebrity public.

Shockingly (well not so surprising), after 3 days in solitary confinement, This happened:


And the Bullshit Calls Flew In Masses! if anyone who followed this case, and it shouldnt be a surpise that anyone wasnt, I mean come on It was the top story for every news outlet. Mind you cnn interuppted this for about one minute to let some real pollitical news in...They loved the judge handling the case. He was so infuriated that he demanded She be put back in jail for her full 45 day sentence and by friday morning, we knew one thing was certian:


Now i know while this was a joke made by conan, This had to have really been done. So let me ask you. Is Paris Hilton going to be the Message to all celebrities. Is it no longer safe for any celebrity to break the law? abc statistics showed that 9,000/9,300 someodd people felt she should be in jail. So its obvious that they didnt give a Damn that she was looking like this, calling for mommy:


while i dont feel that this begins the "No celeb is safe" era, shell be used as the perfect example of celebrity Justice being served.

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