Digging In the Wrestling Crates Volume 6: Twas The Raw After Christmas

...And All Through The Arena, Not A Creature Was Stirring, Cause They Were Probably Going Nuts For John Cena...

Bonus Points If You Get The Two Major Jokes Here

All For The J's

For The Js - Self Scientific Feat. Krondon & Phil Da Agony

My Thoughts Are With The 529 Jackasses who Think They Are cool, when ironically they’re f*cking Icicles to be the people that are waiting in line for the AJ-23’s…But if waiting since last Thursday Isn’t The quickest way to Their own funerals in these arctic temperatures to Show their Dedication, I can’t tell you What Is…


Oh The Things People Do For A Pair Of Shoes...

Digging In The Wrestling Crates Volume 5: Supermarket Sweep

...Anyone Remember That Game Show? Good Times...Anyhow... To Bring You Up to Speed So You Dont Ask Yourself Why This Is going On In a Supermarket Of all Places...December 9th, 2001, WWE Vengeance Crowned The First Ever Undisputed Champion, Chris Jericho, When He Defeated Both The Rock & Stone Cold Back To Back That Night - But Not Without A Little Help From Booker T...No matter What Your Knowledge Of The Wrestling May Be, You Should Know Already That Stone Cold Will Go Through Whatever Lengths (That The Writers Conjure Up) To Exact Revenge - Case In Point:

"Price Check On Jackass!"

Yes We Can...

...And Yes He Did

Digging In The Wrestling Crates Volume 4: Kip Up, Get Kicked Up

I Felt This Needed To Be Done In Spite of The 14 Seconds Of Shock Last weekend (See Below)...Whats The Greatest Finisher In The WWF? Its A Tossup There, But One Things For Sure, You Get Hit By Sweet Chin Music, Your A** Is K.O.Ed





And You Wanna Know What the 14 Seconds Of Shame/Fame Look Like?

I Think I Speak For Everyone Here When I Say...

...That This Auto-Tune Must Be Stopped!

See more T-Pain videos at Funny or Die

That Goes Double For Everyone Jumping On The Hottest Tracks Out Now, Reducing Them to Nuisances

See Remix References For:
- A Milli
- Incredible
- Put On
- Swagger Like Us
- Love Lockdown

and as a bonus, Did That Opening Line Sound Familiar?:

Never Forget....

For All You Musically Cultural Illiterates, Diddy Is A Sample King...So When People Saw that Sting Joined the Stage with Puffy, Faith Evans, 112 And The Rest of the Bad Boy Family To Remember Biggie At the 1997 MTV VMA's - Everyone Flipped...This Track Is A Gem, And it Will Stay On The iPod As A Classic.

Okay, Now For the Reason I Posted This (In case You Havent Figured It Out Already)...I heard This On the Radio This Morning, and If You've Heard the Song Before, Do You know that Part Near the end, When the beat cuts out to a Gospel Chorus singing The Hook...and in the background 112 are Repeating the phrase "We Miss You..."? Guess The Time That Portion Of the Song Was Playing?

9/11/01
Always Remember, Never Forget, Whether You Be A Knickerbocker, Net Giant, Jet, Yankee Or Met...NY4Life

Its That Time of The Year Again...

Digging In The Wrestling Crates: Volume 1- 3

I Started Watching Professional Wrestling On a Regular Basis Back In December of 1997 - That Was Well over Ten Years Ago. So Many Memorable Moments In That Time Period. So, Availability Pending, Im Gonna Regularly Post Some Of My Favorite Moments From Professional Wrestling - Most Of Which coming from When I Started Watching - "The Attitude Era" From The WWF

Volume 1: A Stone Cold Christmas
Well You Know The Term "Christmas in July"? I think this Is A Pretty good Way To Kick things off. When I Started Watching Raw In December of 97' I wasnt Sure On Who was who - But It didnt Take Long to Figure Out Who Stone Cold Steve Austin was...


Volume 2: Casket Surprise
Going into The Royal Rumble All I Knew Were two Things - Stone Cold Steve Austin Considered Himself A marked man, Proceding to Beat the Living Daylights Of anyone else In the royal Rumble In the Weeks coming to The Event. And that The Undertaker and Shawn Michaels - Who recently beat the Hell out of Each Other In a Cell Back in October, would Be Settling things once And for all In A Casket Match. For the Past Couple Weeks, Degeneration-X would Taunt the Undertaker, Including Vandalizing the trademark Casket...Not Long Before the rumble, Taker Had enough -


Volume 3: It Takes A Nation To Get The Intercontinental Title Back, or Does It?
A Week After The DX PPV - Stone Cold Was Stripped Of His Intercontinental Title For Refusing to Defend It against The Peoples Champ - At the Beginning of The Next Raw The Rock Demanded that Stone Cold Deliver the Championship Within an Hour Or He would take action - Well Heres What Happened one Hour later...and you wonder who pollutes the ocean?

Have You Seen The Dark Knight? Or Even The Batsignal?

Because I Have. In Imax...Boy Does It Pay To Go Viral - Here's a Bunch Of Clips from the Escapades In New York The Week Before Its Release-

Associated Press Story


Fan Video - Its A Playlist Of 9 Vids


MTV Coverage

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Entertainment News

Happy Independence Day

One Of the things I do every July 4th Is check out The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Now You May ask, Why the Hell anyone would want to watch people stuff themselves with so much food. Why the Hell Not? for one Its an amazing Feat to Eat So Many Hot Dogs! and its all In good Fun. This Year, For the First Time Ever, The ocntest ended in a tie, When Champion Joey Chestnuts And Contender Takeru Kobayashi Tied With 59 Hot Dogs! So what Better Way To Set Up A Rematch than Finish Things in a Dog Off! Ill Give Chestnuts His due, He Had Some Trouble With His Technique of keeping the dogs down this year...but he better watch out - last year, Kobayashi had a "Reversal" which Cost him the win by about 3 hot Dogs - This Year? Joey Won By 1 Hot Dog...Next Year could Be trouble...



And What Would July 4th Be Without Something Patriotic???

Happy Independence Day.

Did I Ever Tell You That I Love The Dark Knight Viral Game!!!???

So let me Tell You A Nice Little Story. For The Better Part of A Year Ive Been Following this Viral Game For The Dark Knight Film - Basically what its Doing Is Setting Up Backstory For The Film by using Scavenger Hunt type games - which hand out some very interesting prizes, such as cell phones, Mock Newspapers, promo images, Advance Screenings, Etc. The Only downside was, that Any Time There was a chance to Go and Play one of these scavenger hunts, I Had Classes, So I had no time to waste on it.

Yesterday - My Patience Paid off...

Last Friday A Site for Gotham City Pizzeria Came Up Offering a Special Promotion The following Monday in Connection With Domino's Pizza - Now To Help Keep up With the viral I usually Check Out The Super Hero Hype Forum - Good Group of Guys if You ever Wanna Crack A riddle Or two - Anyway, there were members beleiving this to be a dead end, as it had never gone as mainstream as this. and In a sense its true. for the past few months 42Entertainment (The Marketing Group Behind The TDK Viral, The Halo 2 "I Love Bees" Viral, Nine Inch Nails Viral, Etc.) Have Been Sending People to Locations Such as Bowling Alleys, and Bakerys to Pick Up Cakes, Bowling Balls, Fake ID's, voter registration Cards, T-Shirts, Etc. You Name It, Theyve Given It away! Most of the Prizes Came With a cell Phone For Contact Purposes From A Certian Clown - But the thing was They were never any major corprate companies Such as Dominos Pizza! Come Sunday People Find out about special pizza boxes and a contest and felt robbed.

Still I wanted to see what the deal was. So Monday Afternoon around Noon-ish, I checked the Site Out. Turns out the Special Promotion was Noneother Than A FREE PIZZA for Monday Only! There were a few conditions though -

1. You Could Only Order It Online through Delivery
2. There were only a select set of locations that Held the Offer (17 Up Here In NY!)
3. The Offer Was first Come, First Served - Meaning after the first person took the offer, It would be no longer available at that store.

Now None of the Locations in V-Town Held the Offer - But there were Two Stores not but 10 or so minutes away that did. Knowing that there was no chance they would deliver it to me, i found out that others had the same problem, and solved that, by Setting the Address of the Domino's as their Delivery location, and then picking Them up.

Of Course In New York, You could Piss someone off For doing that, so i called instead. I asked the first store if they knew anything about the Free pizza offer, the Guys Knew nothing about it. So then I Hung Up, and called the Next store, The Guy working there said he would have to talk to his boss - Im thinking "Oh Shit, This Dudes thinking This Is Some Practical Joke", and tells me his boss will call me. A few minutes later he does, and Says that he Knows about the offer. So i told him my situation, and he understood. he told me that while they couldnt deliver it to me, i was welcome to pick it up! Well Of course Im Not Gonna Turn Down a Free Pizza, Delvery Or Pickup Be damned, I Said It wasnt a Problem.

About 10-20 min later, i reach the Place and the guy gives me my pizza, no Questions asked. After he gave me the pizza, i felt something else had to be coming out of this, so i asked If a Package was Supposed To be Coming With it. The guy said He almost Forgot about it Until I reminded him - Whew on that one! - He Hands Me a package wrapped in black plastic. when i get home i Opened it, and I Happened to get something Very interesting:


Thats My Halloween costume Right There! Now I Just Need the Cape, Cowl and Suit!


So Free Food, A Free Mask (Which is Pretty good Quality Mind you), and A Free copy Of the Gotham Times! Who Said Monday Was the Worst day of the Week???

Oh And It turns Out I was Much Luckier than expected. Turned out A lot of people who got their pizzas delivered either Didnt get their mask, because the Employees Forgot, Didnt open the FedEx Box that The package Was in, Or Because the Manager's Kept the Mask For themselves.

But It wasnt a total loss for everyone - Later that night people got a Nice little clip From The Site, and While Its Short, Its a doozy!:

You Can Catch The Hd version Here: http://www.whysoserious.com/myhero




By the Way, If Youre Interested in Getting in On A copy of the gotham times for Yourself, Dominos Does have copies, While Supplies Last - and Dont worry, You Guys Wont Really Have to Buy a Pizza for this one: http://www.gothamcitypizzeria.com/gothamtimesstores.htm

You Know, If I Punch You In The Face, Its For a Reason - I Wanted To Do Hoodrat Stuff With My Friends

What The Eff Is Going On With Parents These Days? Whatever Happened to a Swift Kick In the Pants??. Enter Latarian Milton. Now Ive Warned People About Making GTA Style Robberies With Videogame Systems, But I Never Did So With An Actual GTA Robbery (My Fault.) Enter Latarian Milton:



This 7-year old Kid Made National News By Stealing His Grandmothers SUV and Joyriding. Now Joyriding Pisses Me Off, Because I was a Hit & Run Victim Of Joyriding, and My Soon-To-Be car Got Fucked Up By A 8th Grader joyriding With Her Friends at 8 In the Morning, BEFORE SCHOOL STARTED! now Who the Fuck Does That!!!??? Anyhow, Heres Latarian Aka the Most gangster 7 Year Old Ever's Story:



But You Know What... Some Kids (and Parents) Just dont learn. Because Not even a Month after This story broke, He Was Back In the News Again:



Funny Yet Sad. With This Seen, I Must Ask You Parents, To Revert To the good Old Days. If You See Your Children Pulling "Hoodrat" Stuff With their friends, You need To open the Belt Rack, and Whoop them Like they Owed You Money!

Just A Taste Of Liberty City...

I dont Know If Youve been Living Under A Rock, But If You Dont Have, Or Havent Even Played GTA IV - You Need to Seek Help (Of Course I Can Understand if you Dont Have the Cash, I Did Warn Everyone) Anyhow, One Of the Many Aspects Ive loved about the Game Is Its Soundtrack, And How It Manages to Mix various styles of the past and present together. This Time Around There are 18 Radio Stations involving Old School Hip-Hop, Rap, R&B, Techno, Reggae & Dancehall, Modern Rock, Punk Rock, Reggaeton, Eastern European Funk, Jazz, And More. And its One Of the Largest Soundtracks Yet - Over 200 Songs!!! So Now I bring To You, Just A Sample Of What Liberty City Has To Offer:



If Youre Interested In Getting ahold of Any Of these Tracks, You Have two options. You Can either A - Wait Till Further Notice From Rockstar For A Physical CD Release, or....You can B - Hit Up Amazon.com. You See This Is one of the Other Interesting aspects of the game, because this time around theyre going for realism. In the game you have a cellphone, which allows you to call friends (Or the Police), and Recieve Missions from others. But one of the more interesting aspects of the phone system is that when youre in your car and you hear something you like, You can dial a number for a phone service, that gets the title of the song for You! And If Youre Connected to Rockstar Games Social club, You Can get directed to the tracks Through Amazon.com, That is, If Youre Willing To Dish Out $200+ (Then Again, It Could Be Free, If You Know Where To Look You Pirates You...): Amazon.com: The Music of Grand Theft Auto IV

What The....?

500 Mil In A Week????

Thats Euphoria At Work For Ya - only one other Question I Have to Ask...Well At Least Craig Ferguson Does...

Video Game Related Ass Whoopings a.k.a. Grand Theft Assclowns

Well...What more can i say? As i write This, copies of the Game that has Everyone ready To Go apeS**t Crazy is rolling in trucks, ready to Release in stores Monday April 28th - Interestingly enough, With Grand Theft Auto IV hitting stores soon, Reports of failed Robbery attempts Have come in, Both of which involve the theft of a videogame console...

Take the First One that occurred around mid-late march. A guy gets His Xbox 360, Apple Mac book, and Flatscreen Television Robbed from his house. as a nice gesture, his coworkers and friends pitched in and bought him a new 360. Now if you are able to read this, then You Know how to use a computer, and thus know about logging in and what not. All 360 Users Have a Gamertag, which is basically a way to identify and communicate with other people online, So you can send messages, or play with yor friends over the intenet. While The First dumbass wasnt the actual thief, Its where he made his worst mistake.

The moral Of this Story, Dont Mess with people over the internet, especially if youve pissed off a bunch of them

Second Example - A Thief breaks into a home stealing cellphones, valuables and a Playstation 3 console. What he didnt know was that the woman he was robbing was still inside, and that she was a former professional boxer. Heres the Most Embarrassing Failed Robbery Attempt Ever:


So basically heres my message to those people Trying to steal anything videogame related - DO IT WHILE YOURE PLAYING GRAND THEFT AUTO IV- I know that people play this game to releive stress, and are able things that they know they would never get away with in real life! (Of course, thats just my opinion, and probably the reason i play it). Heres the Four Trailers To Get You Over The Week Wait (Unless You Know of A Truck Thats Going to drop some, Get In touch With me...)






One other thing, If You feel an inner supervillain calling - Wait till Fall - Thats when the Fate of the Superhero Universe (The DC Superhero Universe anyway) Will be decided...In MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

Thank You Richard Morgan Fliehr...

...Better Known to his fans as the Wheelin, Dealin, Chick Stealin', Check Signing, Jet Flying, Limosuine Ridin, Kiss the Girls And Leave Em Cryin, Son Of A Gun! AKA Space Mountain AKA The Dirtiest Player in the Game - The Nature Boy!, Ric Flair, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If You Happen to Live In The NYC Area....

Dont Be Afraid If You See this Guy and His Known accomplices:







Cause After April 29th...The Streets Will Be Empty For Months

Stage6 (2006-February 28th, 2008), May It Rest in Internet Peace

18-1

Need I Say More?

Did You Happen To Catch The Professional Football Contest on TV Last Night?

Well I Dont Believe It But last Night, The Giants Did It. NY Is Headed To The Superbowl. Hopefully We Beat the Pats This Time. Because Whats More Eerie, Is that Eddie Murphy of all People Predicted The Giants Playoff Win Last Night, 20 Years ago! You Dont Believe Me? Watch This:

Prince Akeem: Sir, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night?

Cleo McDowell: No, I didn’t.

Prince Akeem: Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big “H”. It was a most ripping victory.

Cleo McDowell: Son.

Prince Akeem: Yes?

Cleo McDowell: If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.

Prince Akeem: Yes.

Who Would Have Thought It? Like I Said Before Hopefully We Win Again... If You Saw I am Legend Then You Might Remember The Crawl In the Beginning Saying the Giants Lost To The Pats A Second Time 23-7...Start Praying.