Video Game Related Ass Whoopings a.k.a. Grand Theft Assclowns

Well...What more can i say? As i write This, copies of the Game that has Everyone ready To Go apeS**t Crazy is rolling in trucks, ready to Release in stores Monday April 28th - Interestingly enough, With Grand Theft Auto IV hitting stores soon, Reports of failed Robbery attempts Have come in, Both of which involve the theft of a videogame console...

Take the First One that occurred around mid-late march. A guy gets His Xbox 360, Apple Mac book, and Flatscreen Television Robbed from his house. as a nice gesture, his coworkers and friends pitched in and bought him a new 360. Now if you are able to read this, then You Know how to use a computer, and thus know about logging in and what not. All 360 Users Have a Gamertag, which is basically a way to identify and communicate with other people online, So you can send messages, or play with yor friends over the intenet. While The First dumbass wasnt the actual thief, Its where he made his worst mistake.

The moral Of this Story, Dont Mess with people over the internet, especially if youve pissed off a bunch of them

Second Example - A Thief breaks into a home stealing cellphones, valuables and a Playstation 3 console. What he didnt know was that the woman he was robbing was still inside, and that she was a former professional boxer. Heres the Most Embarrassing Failed Robbery Attempt Ever:


So basically heres my message to those people Trying to steal anything videogame related - DO IT WHILE YOURE PLAYING GRAND THEFT AUTO IV- I know that people play this game to releive stress, and are able things that they know they would never get away with in real life! (Of course, thats just my opinion, and probably the reason i play it). Heres the Four Trailers To Get You Over The Week Wait (Unless You Know of A Truck Thats Going to drop some, Get In touch With me...)






One other thing, If You feel an inner supervillain calling - Wait till Fall - Thats when the Fate of the Superhero Universe (The DC Superhero Universe anyway) Will be decided...In MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!