Monday, May 26, 2008

You Know, If I Punch You In The Face, Its For a Reason - I Wanted To Do Hoodrat Stuff With My Friends

What The Eff Is Going On With Parents These Days? Whatever Happened to a Swift Kick In the Pants??. Enter Latarian Milton. Now Ive Warned People About Making GTA Style Robberies With Videogame Systems, But I Never Did So With An Actual GTA Robbery (My Fault.) Enter Latarian Milton:



This 7-year old Kid Made National News By Stealing His Grandmothers SUV and Joyriding. Now Joyriding Pisses Me Off, Because I was a Hit & Run Victim Of Joyriding, and My Soon-To-Be car Got Fucked Up By A 8th Grader joyriding With Her Friends at 8 In the Morning, BEFORE SCHOOL STARTED! now Who the Fuck Does That!!!??? Anyhow, Heres Latarian Aka the Most gangster 7 Year Old Ever's Story:



But You Know What... Some Kids (and Parents) Just dont learn. Because Not even a Month after This story broke, He Was Back In the News Again:



Funny Yet Sad. With This Seen, I Must Ask You Parents, To Revert To the good Old Days. If You See Your Children Pulling "Hoodrat" Stuff With their friends, You need To open the Belt Rack, and Whoop them Like they Owed You Money!

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